Black and White Scripture Verse Signs

bwsignFundamentalists may not engrave the Scripture on the mantels of their doorposts but they do like to post it up just about everywhere else.

Nothing says “Howdy, neighbor!” like a big sign posted on the lawn bearing the message “BUT ALL THE WICKED WILL HE DESTROY” Or, if that isn’t forceful enough perhaps one with the words “THE WICKED SHALL BE TURNED INTO HELL” will get the point across.

In case you want to take your message on the go, these signs are also available as bumper stickers. Nothing will make someone think twice like a mini-van bearing the ominous message “PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD.”

Another option for those who just don’t have time to stop and chat is the ever-popular sandwich board Scripture verses which are a great witness while a fundamentalist is out protesting, street preaching, or just walking around the neighborhood.

Let your light so shine!

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5 Responses to Black and White Scripture Verse Signs

  1. Matt says:

    That, my friend, is top-shelf comedy.

  2. Jeffrey Dean says:

    I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

  3. JTR says:

    You, sir, are a moron. Take a break from spitting on God’s Word and stone a prophet once in a while, will you? I tire of you.

  4. Mountain says:

    JTR: “You, sir, are a moron.”

    “Whosoever shall say Thou fool, shall be in danger of hellfire.” (Matthew 5:22, KJB)

  5. Jen says:

    HILARIOUS! There’s a guy around here who drives a pick-up truck with those yard signs attached all over it. Also has a big two-sided sign on the roof telling everyone they’re going to hell. Very creepy. I don’t get how they think that will attract people to Christ. Oh wait…I forgot…you’re supposed to scare people to Christ.

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