Faith Promise Thermometers

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You either get this one or you don’t.

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9 Responses to Faith Promise Thermometers

  1. JTR says:

    Get saved, hater.

  2. JTR says:

    Hmmm… I apologize for getting in the flesh and replying to a number of your entries. I leave you now to wallow in your filth with these verses:

    2 Timothy 2:23 But foolish and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes.

    Titus 3:9 But avoid foolish questions, and genealogies, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain.

    Philippians 2:14 Do all things without murmurings and disputings:

    1 Timothy 6:3-5 If any man teach otherwise, and consent not to wholesome words, even the words of our Lord Jesus Christ, and to the doctrine which is according to godliness;

    He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings,

    Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.

  3. stufffundieslike says:

    Come back anytime. 🙂

  4. monge says:

    Nice work, JTR. Your parody is almost as good as the writer of this blog! Keep up the good work!

  5. Mountain says:

    Baptizing one’s fleshliness in Bible verses removes the penalty of sin.

  6. Ron Bean says:

    Blessed is the fundie who can laugh at himself.

  7. stufffundieslike says:

    Blessed is the fundie who can laugh at himself.

    Yea, verily.

    It’s time to put the FUN back into fundamentalism!

  8. Ron Bean says:

    “I perceive by your starch that you’re a man of the cloth.”

  9. Jen says:

    Ah, yes. The measure of one’s faith.

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