Blaming Africa for Rock Music

rock-n-rollAll music has rhythm and most cultural music around the world has a lot of syncopation. You’ll find the sin of syncopation is just about every kind of music including Middle Eastern music, Slavic music, Indian music, Chinese Music, Celtic Music, and Native American Music. However, fundamentalists have determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that rock music has come from evil witchcraft ceremonies in Africa.

How did they come to this conclusion? It’s not quite clear. Surely they didn’t just play on a preexisting racial prejudice and pick the homeland of the group of people who were least liked in society at the time to blame rock music on. One would not even dare to suggest it’s possible. On the other hand, if you ask fundies about what makes music evil it’s unlikely that you’ll be informed about the syncopation of Jewish music and how it makes the dance. Nope, the blame lies squarely on the shoulders of Africa and for fundamentalists that’s where it will stay.

Just once I’d like to hear a sermon on those ‘dangerous Celtic beats’ that drive men into the depths of degradation. Ethnomusicology be hanged. Let’s blame the Africans.


5 Responses to Blaming Africa for Rock Music

  1. Reba says:

    This is a great blog. I’ve remembered so much of my youth (pre-secular college days) since I’ve been following it.

  2. stufffundieslike says:

    Thanks, Reba. It has been quite a blast writing it as well.

  3. Trina says:

    I actually wrote a couple of blog posts recently on how many of our beliefs are based on racist ideas and I brought up music as one example. Its an interesting thought… awesome blog btw

  4. Gordy says:

    I recently watched a program on TLC that showed how banjos are made. They also said that banjos originated with the slaves because they wanted an instrument that reminded them of the music back in Africa. Yikes!!! Do you know what that means for all that beloved Southern Gospel music?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: