If you have never had the pleasure of reading The Texas Baptist Crucible: Tales from the Temple
by James T. Spurgeon, you must immediately quit your job, ignore your children, and sell your livestock to spend every waking moment reading it until you are done.
There simply aren’t words to describe these stories, so it’s best if you read them for yourself.
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That’s funny–I’ve been seriously considering writing a memoir, though I think I’d focus more on growing a Fundy MK.
It’s actually a book now. Only the first few tales are still on line, as far as I know. The book is entitled The Texas Baptist Crucible: Tales from the Temple by James Spurgeon. You can order it on Amazon here.
Two words… Joe Zichterman.